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Study: Web Searching Keeps Brain From Getting Old
Good News! My brain will be the last thing to go.

Video games feature ads for Obama's campaign
Credit where credit is due. This is pretty smart. Although, the polling date is cutting it pretty close to the WOW expansion pack release date.

Sarah Palin Worrying the Left
Palin 2012. Sorry, things are looking bleak. McCain needs to score big tonight. That might still not be enough.

Rodney King coming clean on TV
Can't we all just get along? His fifteen minutes were up sixteen years ago.

Columns

The Talented Mr. Biden by Paul Greenberg
I don't know what is scarier: How well politicians lie? or how readily people accept their lies?

News

Obama Distances Himself From ACORN, Calls Controversy a 'Distraction'
No, it is a concern. It speaks to your judgement and character. The distraction is you trying to push these concerns under the rug. Also, the next time I hear someone say that you were only eight years old when your buddy was setting off bombs, I'm killing a sweet little bunny.

Obama And Ayers' Annenberg Failure
This is the guy we are going to hand the national purse over to. Nice.

Actor Duvall Blasts Palin Critics at Fundraiser
He's almost as formidable as Wilford Brimley. Almost. Actually, he's not even close, but still pretty scary.

Mom Angered to Find Obama Speech in Son's Middle-School English Text
One of the commentors says he is a proven scholar and statesman. I feel like I've been taking crazy pills.

Mom of missing Fla. girl indicted on murder charge
Burn, baby, burn. Disco inferno.

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