Look What I found In My Basement

now how do I kill it?



Fortunately, it was already dead. I did smack it against a tree a few to twenty times, just to make sure. What can I say? I have been channeling Wilford Brimely lately and that is something he would have done. Why? 'Cause it's the right thing to do.

I did manage to stop myself from making a cut with my bone-handled knife and sucking the blood sugar from it. I was at least able to resist that idea from my inner Brim.

I'll have to google it later to see what kind of snake that is. If anyone knows, let me know in the comments.

Update: It's a harmless milk snake.